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• S.L.U.T.=Super Loose Universal Tramps
• If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards it's about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
• Yoga pants are just push-up bras for your ass.
• I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do-.-
• Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster.
• Why do you play hard to get if your already hard to want....
• Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart.
• If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party?
• Why are their stitch marks on zombies? Who the fuck is giving them medical attention?
• Not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar.
• New camo condoms? She'll never see you cumming again.
• You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers…

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