Amanda Roberts Quotes
- S.L.U.T.=Super Loose Universal Tramps
- If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards it's about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
- Yoga pants are just push-up bras for your ass.
- I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do-.-
- Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster.
- Why do you play hard to get if your already hard to want....
- Target. The Walmart for people who think they are too good for Walmart.
- If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party?
- Why are their stitch marks on zombies? Who the fuck is giving them medical attention?
- Not saying she's a slut, but she's been pounded more than the I in Pixar.
- New camo condoms? She'll never see you cumming again.
- You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers house.
- I should just give up on love. Because love gives up on me.
- I don't move forward because I'm happy, I move forward to make you happy.