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- Never get out of bed before noon. — Charles Bukowski
- You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down… — George Burns
- I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. — George Burns
- I have to struggle to change people's perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I'm this shy, retiring,… — Helena Bonham Carter
- Sanders was a friend of chickens. — Charles Taylor Manatt
- Men in the uniform of Wall Street retirement: black Chesterfield coat, rimless glasses and the Times folded to the obituary page.. — Jimmy Breslin
- Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or… — John Paul Stevens
- For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things. — John Sharp Williams
- The appearance and retirement of actors are the great events of the theatrical world; and their first performances fill the pit with… — Samuel Johnson
- The only true retirement is that of the heart; the only true leisure is the repose of the passions. To such persons… — William Hazlitt
- We need to tap the resource of current and retiring science and math professionals that have both content mastery and the practical… — Cathy McMorris Rodgers
- There is this idea that appealing to youth is the only way forward. But that is no longer the case. Youth is… — Julie Walters