Best Funny Inspirational Proverbs
344 Funny Inspirational quotes by 248 unique authors
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Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
— Napoleon Hill
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Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes
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How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a…
— Lou Holtz
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
— Bob Hope
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
— Bob Hope
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Life itself still remains a very effective therapist.
— Karen Horney
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.
— Elbert Hubbard
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Start with good people, lay out the rules, communicate with your employees, motivate them and reward them. If you do all those things effectively, you…
— Lee Iacocca
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
— Eugene Ionesco
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You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
— Michael Jordan
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
— Carl Jung
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but…
— Alan Kay
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People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.
— Maynard James Keenan
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When times are bad is when the real entrepreneurs emerge.
— Robert Kiyosaki
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Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts…
— Grenville Kleiser
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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
— Donald Knuth
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Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
— Charles Lamb
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
— Fran Lebowitz
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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
— Tom Lehrer
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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people…
— Abraham Lincoln
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The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied…
— Vince Lombardi
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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
— Jack London
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It's good to shut up sometimes.
— Marcel Marceau
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Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
— Don Marquis
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
— Groucho Marx
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