Best Funny Inspirational Sayings
344 Funny Inspirational quotes by 248 unique authors
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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
— Elsa Schiaparelli
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Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.
— Rajneesh
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You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter if it's a…
— Ricky Gervais
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People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
— Sinclair Lewis
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Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.
— Joan Jett
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
— Terry Pratchett
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While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All…
— Jim Beaver
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
— Paul Reiser
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There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.
— Michelle Obama
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Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go…
— Rachel Maddow
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Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch of people who…
— Shonda Rhimes
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The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.
— Carly Fiorina
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This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women.
— Patty Murray
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Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.
— Danica McKellar
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Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'
— Elizabeth Olsen
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Women and people of color and young people especially are about to have this amazing opportunity to shift the political conversation in this country for…
— Sandra Fluke
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My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.
— Kate McKinnon
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Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.
— Amy Klobuchar
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You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices.
— Zaha Hadid
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I can get ready in 10 minutes.
— Carolina Herrera
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We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we live our lives…
— Maria Shriver
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Vince Lombardi says, you know, in my life there are three things: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's…
— Marissa Mayer
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Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.
— Katie Couric
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Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was…
— Hillary Clinton
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