Funny How Quotes

453 Funny How quotes by 305 unique authors

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. — Chuck Palahniuk
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why… — Tom Petty
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are. — Gabrielle Reece
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. — Charlie Sheen
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it… — Steven Wright
It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen. — Anthony Burgess
It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown… — Libba Bray
It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once… — Mary Higgins Clark
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. — Rick Riordan
whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn't help the mind and isn't it funny how you can ache just from the deadly… — Charles Bukowski
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense. — Tom Robbins
It's funny how strangers can pass in front of you every day and all you see is a flat shadow, a vague outline, not noticing… — Gregory Galloway
funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story — Sarah Dessen
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works. — Sherman Alexie
I know I have to stop. We all have to stop. Funny how knowing something's a bad idea doesn't make a difference. — Sara Ryan
Eve: "Was that like a cookie?" Roarke: "Hmmm?" Eve: "You know, have a cookie. You'll feel better. Were you making me feel better?" Roarke: "I… — Nora Roberts
Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass them… — David Sedaris
Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or… — Robert Bloch
It's funny, how one can look back on a sorrow one thought one might well die of at the time, and know that one had… — Jacqueline Carey

Who Wrote These Funny How Quotes

305 authors contributed a total of 453 Funny How Quotes, led by these top contributors: