Funny How Quotes

453 Funny How quotes by 305 unique authors

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy
It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text. — Sophie Ellis Bextor
I think it's funny how excited people can get about things I say that don't have anything to do with music. I made a disparaging… — Ron Pope
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. — Kid Koala
Its funny how human beings tend to think that they're the masters of the earth never realizing that the earth, for a time, simply tolerates… — Frederick Lenz
It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had… — Calista Flockhart
I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something… — Emmitt Smith
I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like… — Lake Bell
Does it bother me that I'm attached to 'Three's Company' 30 years after? Not at all. All we were trying to do was be funny.… — Joyce DeWitt
We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still? — Waylon Jennings
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life, and you don't want to face what's wrong or right. Ain't it strange how… — Jennifer Lopez
My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it… — Michael Zaslow
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic. — David Javerbaum
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould
It sounds so weird, but I'm totally pro-aging. If you look at the film industry, it's so funny how it's so much more accepted that… — Michiel Huisman
Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show. — Courtney Summers
I'm a reliable witness, you're a reliable witness, practically all God's children are reliable witnesses in their own estimation--which makes it funny how such different… — John Wyndham
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life. — Jimi Hendrix
It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come… — Reba McEntire
Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like,… — Joel Osteen

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