Best Funny Graduation Quotes
37 Funny Graduation quotes by 37 unique authors
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People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice.
— Soledad O'Brien
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There is no delete button for bigotry.
— Tom Brokaw
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As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that…
— Will Ferrell
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As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a…
— Conan O'Brien
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In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake…
— Stephen Colbert
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
— Jeff Foxworthy
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
— Josh Groban
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key…
— Robert Orben
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If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.
— William Arthur Ward
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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
— Bill Watterson
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Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
— Robin Williams
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Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way…
— Nora Ephron
Who Wrote These Funny Graduation Quotes
37 authors contributed a total of 37 Funny Graduation Quotes, led by these top contributors: