Best Funny Graduation Quotes

37 Funny Graduation quotes by 37 unique authors

People will say you can't do good and do well. They're wrong, that's idiotic advice. — Soledad O'Brien
There is no delete button for bigotry. — Tom Brokaw
As you set off into the world, don't be afraid to question your leaders. But don't ask too many questions at one time or that… — Will Ferrell
As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a… — Conan O'Brien
In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake… — Stephen Colbert
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. — Jeff Foxworthy
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. — Josh Groban
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key… — Robert Orben
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. — William Arthur Ward
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. — Bill Watterson
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' — Robin Williams
Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way… — Nora Ephron

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