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- A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces. — Amy Poehler
- Responsibility to yourself means that you don't fall for shallow and easy solutions-it means that you refuse to sell your talents and… — Adrienne Rich
- I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell,… — Anderson Cooper
- I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg
- ... I could have said something profound, but you would have forgotten it in 15 minutes - which is the afterlife of… — Art Buchwald
- ... a relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama
- When I was here there was still a requirement that students had to swim 50 yards to graduate...because Harry Elkins Widener had… — Barney Frank
- Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be… — Bill Cosby
- I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to… — Carl Icahn
- I've observed a few things about the few really great people I've had a chance to meet and cover...They need to be… — David Brooks
- Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for… — Dolly Parton