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- When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an… — Josh Hartnett
- I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being… — Penelope Cruz
- Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. — Herbert Marcuse
- Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson
- My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists… — Cynthia Nixon
- I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You… — Adam Sandler
- My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't… — Layne Staley
- It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and… — Louis Tomlinson
- Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles
- When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright
- Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?.… — Shy Boy
- GirlFriend- Babe Icheated. Boyfriend- So What? Do you Think Ilove you? I've Been Cheating on you for The Past two years You… — TarLent Dlardla