Funny Girlfriend Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. — Josh Hartnett
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and… — Penelope Cruz
Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. — Herbert Marcuse
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson
My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time… — Cynthia Nixon
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are… — Adam Sandler
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend.… — Layne Staley
It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters,… — Louis Tomlinson
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?. . . . — Shy Boy
GirlFriend- Babe Icheated. Boyfriend- So What? Do you Think Ilove you? I've Been Cheating on you for The Past two years You are just for… — TarLent Dlardla

Who Wrote These Funny Girlfriend Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 12 Funny Girlfriend Quotes as follows: