Best Funny Friend Quotes
77 Funny Friend quotes by 67 unique authors
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
— Lady Randolph Churchill
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I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
— Nicolas Chamfort
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It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell.
— George Herbert
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Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
— Mason Cooley
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Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be…
— Charles Caleb Colton
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Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
— Horace Walpole
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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
— Euripides
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A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
— Samuel Hall Lord
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Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends...
— Unknown Author
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Life is so much friendlier with two.
— A A Milne
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Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.
— Unknown Author
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I don't like half the folks I love.
— Unknown Author
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Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
— Yasser Arafat
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Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
— Austin O'Malley
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I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the…
— Sally Phillips
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There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
— Benjamin Franklin
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My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
— Euripides
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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
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I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
— Bob Hope
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
— E. W. Howe
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Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
— Abraham Lincoln
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
— Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
— A A Milne
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