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Helen Steiner Rice has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is…
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Precious and priceless, so lovable, too; The world's sweetest miracle, baby, is you.
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You cannot change reality, but you can control the manner in which you look at things. Your attitude is under your own…
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Comfort comes from knowing that people have made the same journey. And solace comes from understanding how others have learned to sing…
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Grief is a solitary journey. No one but you knows how great the hurt is. No one but you can know the…
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After the clouds, the sunshine; after the winter, the spring; after the shower, the rainbow; for life is a changeable thing. After…
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There's always a tomorrow and the hope of something new.
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Love changes darkness into light and makes the heart take a wingless flight.
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May tender memories soften your grief, May fond recollection bring you relief, And may you find comfort and peace in the thought…
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No matter how steep the mountain - the Lord is going to climb it with you.
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In this troubled world, it's refreshing to find someone who still has the time to be kind. Someone who still has the…
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A Mother's love is something that no one can explain, It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain, It…
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Popular Funny Christmas quotes from across the collection:
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by…
— Dave Barry
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
— Erma Bombeck
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
— Victor Borge
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
— George Carlin
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
— Johnny Carson
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
— Gary Allan
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
— Andy Borowitz
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Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
— Andy Borowitz
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My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries…
— Dave Barry
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The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most…
— John Leo
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
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Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
— Andy Borowitz
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