Best Funny Christmas Sayings

53 Funny Christmas quotes by 46 unique authors

• Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home. — Unknown Author
• Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish. — Benny Hill
• When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah

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Who Wrote These Funny Christmas Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 53 Funny Christmas Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 4 Funny Christmas Quotes by Unknown Author
• 3 Funny Christmas Quotes by Andy Borowitz
• 2 Funny Christmas Quotes by Phyllis Diller
• 2 Funny Christmas Quotes by Dave Barry
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Washington Irving
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Victor Borge
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Tom Sims
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Thomas Tusser
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Shirley Temple
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Robert Staughton Lynd
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Rich Vos
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Pope John XXIII
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by P.J. O'Rourke
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Norman Vincent Peale
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Marc Maron
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Louis C. K.
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Kylie Minogue
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Kin Hubbard
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Johnny Carson
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by John Leo
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Jay Leno
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Hussein Nishah
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
• 1 Funny Christmas Quote by Helen Steiner Rice