Best Funny Business Quotes

41 Funny Business quotes by 36 unique authors

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. — Barry Goldwater
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson
A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it. — William Feather
It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil… — Edward Hopper
Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation. — Steve Jobs
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. — David Letterman
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. — Vince Lombardi
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. — Bertrand Russell
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. — George Bernard Shaw
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. — Sloan Wilson
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. — Steven Wright
I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's to be my… — Hans Fallada
It was all very strange, Mr. Gray thought, as he wiped the coffee canister clean with a sponge. Very, very mysterious. You were born; you… — Lauren Oliver
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? — Steve Jobs
I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until… — Rick Riordan

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