Funny Business Quotes
41 quotes by 36 authors
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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
— Aristotle
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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
— Dave Barry
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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
— Milton Berle
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One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
— Josh Billings
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You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.
— Lewis Black
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
— George Burns
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Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them…
— Joseph L. Mankiewicz
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Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that?
— William Kittredge
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Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
— James C. Collins
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Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues.
— David Ogilvy
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the…
— Joseph Stilwell
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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never…
— George Bernard Shaw
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't…
— Quentin Crisp
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in…
— Mark Twain
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If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.
— Kirk Kirkpatrick
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Business is the most exciting game.
— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
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Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world.
— Sergey Brin
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The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it.
— Larry Niven
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