Funny Business Quotes

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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. — Aristotle
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. — Dave Barry
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. — Josh Billings
You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal. — Lewis Black
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. — George Burns
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them… — Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Writing is a funny business. You sit in your room and listen to voices and write everything down. What kind of a profession is that? — William Kittredge
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. — James C. Collins
Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues. — David Ogilvy
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the… — Joseph Stilwell
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never… — George Bernard Shaw
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at first you don't… — Quentin Crisp
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in… — Mark Twain
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss. — Kirk Kirkpatrick
Business is the most exciting game. — Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world. — Sergey Brin
The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it. — Larry Niven

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