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- Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. — Yogi Berra
- Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the… — Jim Bouton
- Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways. — Richard M. Nixon
- Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman. — Tommy Lasorda
- On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the… — Bobby Bragan
- When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell… — Tommy Lasorda
- When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Unknown Author
- If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball. — Sam Rutigliano
- Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. — Will Rogers
- With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. — Pete Rose
- I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. — Bob Uecker
- The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers. — Earl Weaver