Funny Baseball Quotes
13 quotes by 12 authors
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
— Yogi Berra
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
— Jim Bouton
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Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.
— Richard M. Nixon
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Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
— Tommy Lasorda
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On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and…
— Bobby Bragan
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When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work…
— Tommy Lasorda
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When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.
— Johnny Pesky
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If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.
— Sam Rutigliano
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
— Will Rogers
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With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
— Pete Rose
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
— Bob Uecker
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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.
— Earl Weaver
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Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are…
— George Will
Who Wrote These Funny Baseball Quotes
12 authors contributed a total of 13 Funny Baseball Quotes as follows: