Funny Baseball Quotes

13 quotes by 12 authors

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. — Yogi Berra
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? — Jim Bouton
Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways. — Richard M. Nixon
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman. — Tommy Lasorda
On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and… — Bobby Bragan
When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work… — Tommy Lasorda
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. — Johnny Pesky
If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball. — Sam Rutigliano
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. — Will Rogers
With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. — Pete Rose
I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. — Bob Uecker
The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers. — Earl Weaver
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are… — George Will

Who Wrote These Funny Baseball Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 13 Funny Baseball Quotes as follows: