Funerals Quotes
- The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone — Harriet Beecher Stowe
- Funerals are pretty compared to death — Tennessee Williams
- Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. — Kehlog Albran
- True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire — Horace
- The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead — François De La Rochefoucauld
- In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death — Albert Camus
- He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral — Yiddish Proverb
- A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor — Seneca
- Every state funeral that shines is on its decline — Jean-Jacques Rousseau
- You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With a crack like… — Unknown Author
- I don paid for more funerals than birthdays — Jadakiss
- Cole plannin' funerals, you might fit the coffin. — J. Cole
- Your coffin reached the monstrous hole. And a part of me went down into the muddy earth with you and lay down next to you… — Rosamund Lupton
- Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and… — Chris Tucker
- Old People At Weddings Always Poke Me And Say 'YOU'RE NEXT' So, I Started Joking, Doing The Same Thing To Them At The Funerals. — Pacifiersucker
- The only time I catch you up at church is for a funeral. — J. Cole
- I hate wedding.Old people would poke me and saying that you're next .They stopped when I started going up to themat funerals and poking them,… — Vicky Alexis
- When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger
- Weddings are funerals for blow jobs. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm acquainted with farewell that's what funerals do to a spirit, does death have a voice cause sometimes I swear I hear it — Unknown Author