Funerals Quotes

140 quotes by 126 authors

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths. — Tennessee Williams
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. — George Eliot
Nature never quite goes along with us. She is somber at weddings, sunny at funerals, and she frowns on ninety-nine out of a hundred picnics. — Alexander Smith
The test of your worldview is not how you act in the good times. The test of your worldview is how you act at the… — Rick Warren
It amazes me that the most Christian funerals are the most barbaric funeral rites of passage that are celebrated anywhere in the world. — Steve Earle
Almost any poll of regular churchgoers will reveal that their favorite book in the New Testament is the Gospel of John. It is the book… — John Shelby Spong
You can easily take photographs at a wedding - no one would question it. But funerals are different. — Martin Parr
Cinemascope is not for men, but for snakes and funerals. — Fritz Lang
In my early teens, I acquired a kind of representative status: went on behalf of the family to wakes and funerals and so on. And… — Seamus Heaney
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today? — Madea
How many funerals do we have to attend until we realise how fortunate we are and how grateful we should be for the people around… — Carniel Dunlop
I've been to a lot of funerals and I don't see people taking their houses, their cars or their jewelry with them, but what I… — Clarice Gates
If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals. — Vikrant Parsai
I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them,… — Hemantsmarty
Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals. — Hendrix
I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start poking them saying… — Unknown Author
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many baby showers not enough weddings. — James Merrow
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral. — Gregory Nunn
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a… — Garrison Keillor

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