Funerals Quotes

140 quotes by 128 authors

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals,… — Adam McKay
We, the soldiers who have returned from battle stained with blood, we who have seen our relatives and friends killed before our eyes, we who… — Yitzhak Rabin
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to… — Wynonna Judd
Funerals often make us want sex-it's one in the eye for death. — Thomas Harris
Even the death of Friends will inspire us as much as their lives. They will leave consolation to the mourners, as the rich leave money… — Henry David Thoreau
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him. — Jimmy Breslin
Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician. — Ben Jonson
Few occasions are as joyous to small children as funerals, almost better than the big wedding blowouts that take place at night when it's hard… — Arthur Miller
What does long life avail? The best seats at the funerals of friends. — Delmore Schwartz
My present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion; but when a… — Johann Sebastian Bach
A [Jewish] woman could not divorce her husband, but she could petition for divorce, and the religious courts could force him to grant the divorce… — Israel Shenker
One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a… — Dave Barry
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided, but it is well for every man to stop once in… — Robert Tappan Morris
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and… — Carmelo Anthony
Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something. It seems like only the real… — Gregg Allman
I am at a crossroads; I have always been against armed opposition... I have chosen civil disobedience. But I will apologize to my people if… — Osman Baydemir
By the 1980s, practically no one under 60 in the real civilian world wore hats for anything except weddings, funerals or Ascot. Hats had been… — Peter York
Funerals are all abstract ceremony. — Chuck Palahniuk
The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so… — Peggy Noonan

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