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- I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start poking them saying…
- You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With a crack like…
- I'm acquainted with farewell that's what funerals do to a spirit, does death have a voice cause sometimes I swear I hear it
More Funerals Quotes
- Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which… — Matthew Arnold
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do… — Erma Bombeck
- I think the important thing to learn is that we can retain a sentimental loyalty to the cultural and literary traditions of,… — Richard Dawkins
- I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state… — Erma Bombeck
- I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run… — Albert Brooks
- I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. — John Burroughs