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• I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing…
• The world must be rather a rough place for clever people. Ordinary folk dislike them, and as for themselves, they hate each…
• Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not,…
• Ambition is only vanity ennobled.
• Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in…
• What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow.
• Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we, poor mortals in our present state, would probably…
• When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care to keep it green in their memory, you…
• A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious…
• Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
• I love the chill October days, when the brown leaves lie thick and sodden underneath your feet ... the evenings in late…
• The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a…

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