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Funeral Quotes by Gregory Nunn
- If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.
- If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral.
More Funeral Quotes
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
- To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire
- When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung. — Henry Ward Beecher
- In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. — George Ade
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state… — Erma Bombeck
- I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run… — Albert Brooks
- I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. — John Burroughs
- A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. — Eddie Cantor
- The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. — Hans Christian Andersen
- Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes… — Tupac Shakur