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514 Funeral quotes by 421 unique authors

To die or not to die ... we really don't have a choice. We can therefore only take care of our life-body, until the fullness… — Taitetsu Unno
Funeral by funeral, theory advances. — Paul Samuelson
I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims… — Ella Reeve Bloor
'I shall have heaven and earth for my coffin and its shell; the sun and moon for my two round symbols of jade, the stars… — Zhuangzi
Laura Bush went on national television during the week of my father's funeral and spoke out against embryonic stem cell research, pointing out that where… — Patti Davis
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather… — Jerry Seinfeld
During my years of being close to people engaged in changing the world I have seen fear turn into courage. Sorrow into joy. Funerals into… — Alice Walker
To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging in Stalinist agitprop… — Ann Coulter
They say funerals are not for the dead but for the living. Those rites are what permit you to move on, so if you don't… — Ann Aguirre
As many bands as you heard [in New Orleans], that's how many bands you heard playing right. I thought I was in Heaven playing second… — Louis Armstrong
In New Orleans the funerals remind us that Life is bigger than any individual life, and it will roll on, and for the short time… — Tom Piazza
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals,… — Adam McKay
Ye country comets, that portend No war, nor prince's funeral, Shining unto no higher end Than to presage the grasses fall. . . . — Andrew Marvell
The dead man is on the trolley and the woman collapses across his chest. That's what the ghouls want a shufti at, like at that… — Irvine Welsh
We, the soldiers who have returned from battle stained with blood, we who have seen our relatives and friends killed before our eyes, we who… — Yitzhak Rabin
We should not expect the state to appear in the guise of an extravagant good fairy at every christening, a loquacious companion at every stage… — Margaret Thatcher
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. — Richard Miller
In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism. — Vladimir Lenin
A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music. — Ramon Gomez de la Serna
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to… — Wynonna Judd
I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know. — Pauline Kael
I look upon every good man, as a good book, lent by its owner for another to read, and transcribe the excellent notions and golden… — John Flavel
Funerals often make us want sex-it's one in the eye for death. — Thomas Harris
I soon began to dream. ... I heard subdued sobs, as if a number of people were weeping. ... I left my bed and wandered… — Abraham Lincoln
Even the death of Friends will inspire us as much as their lives. They will leave consolation to the mourners, as the rich leave money… — Henry David Thoreau

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