"Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest……" — Richard Miller

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• I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
• To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire
• When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung. — Henry Ward Beecher
• In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular… — George Ade
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
• I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending… — Erma Bombeck
• I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the… — Albert Brooks
• I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral. — John Burroughs
• A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. — Eddie Cantor
• The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
• Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. — Hans Christian Andersen
• Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let… — Tupac Shakur

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