Best Funeral Lines

514 Funeral quotes by 421 unique authors

My situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will… — George Bernard Shaw
Sometimes the truth don't rhyme, sometime the lies get millions of views, funerals for little girls is that appealing to you? — Chance the Rapper
Life is lived on its ownother's shoulders are used only at the time of funeral. — Bhagat Singh
A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unreeled. We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation's young… — Henry Ward Beecher
I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time… — Don Shula
The Metropolitan Museum of Art some time ago held a display of contemporary art at which $52,000 was awarded to American sculptors, painters, and artists… — James Keller
When I die, nobody cry at my funeral, in fact let's all have a party; I've lived the life of ten men. I lived all… — Robbin Crosby
Much can they praise the trees so straight and high, The sailing pine,the cedar proud and tall, The vine-prop elm, the poplar never dry, The… — Edmund Spenser
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the… — Charles Caleb Colton
Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true — Horace
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians. — Patrick Dempsey
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P.J. O'Rourke
Inarticulate wretches have been behind most of the major advances in civilization. If Vincent Van Gogh had been able to get on with his neighbours,… — Unknown Author
His pear-shaped head, I could now see, was situated on top of a pear-shaped body, which his black gown caused to resemble a piece of… — Clive James
The actions of the police division today will be to assist the church for the funeral. We anticipate that a fairly large crowd will be… — Unknown Author
But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited… — Ezra Koenig
The point is that no matter what you choose to do with your body when you die, it won't, ultimately, be very appealing. If you… — Mary Roach
Love is the funeral of hearts. — Ville Valo
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. — Irvin S. Cobb
An adopted son shall never take the family, name and the estate of his natural father, the funeral cake follows the family, name and the… — Guru Nanak
Conduct your triumph as a funeral. — Laozi
Imagine yourself at your funeral. Ask yourself what you want your family and friends to say about you. How will you be remembered and what… — Robert Cheeke
These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with… — Karl Philipp Moritz
Christ never preached any funeral sermons. — Dwight L. Moody
What seems to us but dim funeral tapers may be heaven's distant lamps. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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