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I WEAR BLACK WHEN I WORKOUT, CAUSE ITS LIKE A FUNERAL MY FAT!! — YOUNESS
I kill that pussy but I don't go to the funeral. — Lil Wayne
You wish death upon someone you know if they were to die you would he he first one at the funeral. — Kevin McCarty
Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the… — Ritu Ghatourey
The best part of my day is going to my own funeral. Watching an old part of me going six-foot under that didn't benefit the… — Geraldine Vermaak
A Girl Wanted a Ring .. But the Boy Gave a Teddy Bear Instead.. In Anger The Girl Threw The Bear On The Road.. The… — Ritu Ghatourey
Friends will attend my funeral. Good friends will cry at my funeral. But my best friends would update my Facebook status Who knew they had… — Nishan Panwar
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger
@griffsie I'm playing Nickelback at your funeral to make sure you're really dead and not faking it. — Leila
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside… — Nikhil Saluja
Funeral is a celebration to remember the life's biggest con and grim is the artist ! — Myself
A Rich man always get's a more expensive funeral. He even has a more fancy hole dug, than the poor man. A more expensive box.… — Glen Rambharack
The rich man in goal the poor man in filth. The rich man lay on his lazy boy leather couch. The poor man sits on… — Glen Rambharack
If someone means something special to you, don't save it for the funeral. Share it with them now! — Nishan Panwar

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