Fun Quotes

6912 Fun quotes by 4242 unique authors

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? — SangFroid Stalker
God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. — SangFroid Stalker
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. — SangFroid Stalker
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to… — SangFroid Stalker
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — SangFroid Stalker
Weve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet,… — SangFroid Stalker
Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes? — SangFroid Stalker
Know you've been hurt by someone else I can tell by the way you carry yourself If you let me, here's what I'll do I'll… — Unknown Author
We're up all night to the the sun, We're up all night to get some, We're up all night for good fun, I'm up all… — Daft Punk
The only good things about life are 1. Sex 2. Sleep 3. Music 4. Alcohol 5. Hot Showers 6. Hanging with friends 7 Watching movies… — Jeremy Limn
Life its more fun if you just let the wind carry you... — Ritu Ghatourey
Growing old can be fun.. If you do it with the right people.... — Ritu Ghatourey
Am born again. I don't drink. I don't club. And that doesn't mean I have a bored life. There's so much more to life than… — Collins Hasty
Even if you say you have no reason to be happy make one up! Pretend it. Then act on it. N see the magic unfold!… — Anurag Prakash Ray
Give me your love. Give me your pain. This is battle and I'm fighting to stay sane. — Marly
My dear Big Sis, you are the greatest there is, And amazing in every way. I greatly admire and look up to you, Each and… — Montana Litfin
I miss you at night as I gaze upon the stars I miss you during the day as clouds cover my sun I miss you… — Montana Litfin
Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. Break their bones they have 206. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Congratulations! Youre not perfect! Its ridiculous to want to be perfect anyway. But then, everybodys ridiculous sometimes, except perfect people. You know what perfect is?… — Brittany
Some people don't know how to relax and have fun. Stop taking everything so seriously, life's too short to be uptight and miserable. — Sonya Parker
It didn't dawn on me until you were gone just how 2 It didn't dawn on me until you were gone just how much I… — Fading_scars
To each and every one who updating their quote: I would like to thank you all, cause your quete are so encouraging, restoring faith and… — Simphiwe
Life is too Short to safely unplug USB, the patient dog dosen't get any bone nowadays. — Unknown Author
There's no way I can make it without you do it without you be here without you its no fun when you're doing a solo — Jessica
Well doesn't life just bend you over and givw it to your raw. When its only one way its never ever fun. — Cheilis Feior

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