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If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains… — Dorothy Parker
Some people read books for fun. — Richelle Mead
If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around. — Jim Butcher
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a… — Jay Asher
Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who… — Christopher Hitchens
It’s entirely up to you, Artie. He lives or dies by your word. (Acheron) No, akri! Don’t ask her that. She never let me have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Simi. Return to me. (Acheron) 'Return to me, Simi.’ Don’t go frying the goddess. Don’t go frying Thanatos. I am not a yo-yo, akri. I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
People want to see the car crash instead of the race. But, when you're the one in the car that's crashing, it's not much fun.… — Nikki Sixx
When I was a kid--10, 11, 12, 13--the thing I wanted most in the world was a best friend. I wanted to be important to… — Fiona Apple
That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. — Rick Riordan
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is… — George Carlin
I guess we’ll be traveling in uncharted waters.” “That’ll be fun,” Phil said. — Daniel Handler
Honestly, I thought I was going to be a kite forever, suffocating inside a little feathery prison. And he had the nerve to make fun! — Rick Riordan
Zia turned toward us, her expression grim. “I will show you to your quarters. In the morning, your testing begins. We will see what magic… — Rick Riordan
I don't think we'll get caught, but the very possibility is half the fun. — Ellen Hopkins
Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun? — P. C. Cast
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. — Jane Goodall
Well, I’ve had my fun; I’ve had it, he thought, looking up at the swinging baskets of pale geraniums. And it was smashed to atoms—his… — Virginia Woolf
One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills. — Robert Jordan
Now leave. (Adron) Why would I want to do that? I mean, heaven forbid I should be around someone who actually likes me. It’s so… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. — Daniel Handler
I want to go to the park. (Livia) Why? (Adron) Because, and I know this is a new concept for you, we might actually have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the… — Rick Riordan
We were not having any fun, he had recently begun pointing out. I would take exception (didn't we do this, didn't we do that) but… — Joan Didion
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your wounds, to smack your lips over grievances long past, to roll… — Frederick Buechner

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