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I was really into Black Sabbath, but heavy guitars can really be very limiting, it's a great frequency and it's great fun to listen to… — Kip Winger
Producing is the hardest of the three because there is almost no closure. Every time you solve a problem, another one pops up. Directing is… — Henry Winkler
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. — Jonathan Winters
It's fun chasing boys, especially when you're young, but I think it takes time and life experience to notice the other boys. — Reese Witherspoon
I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun… — Reese Witherspoon
A new political-entertainment class has moved into the noisy void once occupied by the sage pontiffs of yore, a class just as polarized as our… — James Wolcott
When I was a child, kids used to make fun of me because I was blind. But I just became more curious, 'How can I… — Stevie Wonder
As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make… — Tiger Woods
Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him.… — Tiger Woods
I'd like to share my experiences and the lessons I've learned and hopefully create some amazing, fun courses. — Tiger Woods
I remember, especially like when I was in high school, going to see like Dawn of the Dead and it was like mayhem in the… — Rob Zombie
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. — Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. — Steven Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. — Steven Wright
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. — Steven Wright
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. — Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. — Steven Wright
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. — Steven Wright
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? — Steven Wright

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