Fucking Quotes

970 Fucking quotes by 391 unique authors

If you follow a celebrity parody account on Twitter and you think it's the real person, you're a fucking moron. — Nikhil Saluja
Girls like cats because cats are assholes and girls love assholes. Its fucking science. — Nikhil Saluja
I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja
If you don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then', then you're a fucking idiot. — Nikhil Saluja
Life is SQ is the best life ever... you laugh with weird people, chat with total strangers, make friends with indians, americans, egyptians, africans, filipinos… — MHARWHYN
Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja
I may be 16 but I'm an easy person to piss off and trust you dont wanna do that but I guess you dnt kno… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
When fucking assholes flirt even though they have gfs fucking get a life you douchebag I swear hurt my girl ill hunt you down and… — Talyiah
Can do anything in the world except not do it. Bought my fam new six star crib. Momma feeling like she jewish, I'm the mother… — Big Sean
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja
You stop talking to me and all because I have a bf as soon as I'm single fuck its like nothing ever happend you you… — Talyiah
I said it once, I said it twice ill say it a thousand fucking times. — Unknown Author
I learned to stop trusting the angel on my shoulder when I caught her fucking the devil on my other one. — Nikhil Saluja
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja
If you fucking around with a man knowing he got a woman at home you stupid as hell. I don't give a damn what excuse… — Alex Wilson
Gay men are only good with fashion because they spend so many fucking years in the closet. — Nikhil Saluja
If you out here fucking a man, and he's never there when you need him. YOU NEED TO BE SHOT. — Alex WIlson
Are you fucking kidding me? - Professional photographers on Instagram — Nikhil Saluja
Im nothing but a lowlife asshole and looks are very decieving so if your gonna criticise me for nothing go ahead see how far youse… — Unknown Author

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