Fucked Quotes

356 Fucked quotes by 205 unique authors

I will fuck a kid up. When a kid gets one-years-old, I believe you got the right to hit him in either the throat or… — Bernie Mac
Looking in my eyes. Saying Nas you're one lucky bastard. Grip your clutch, you'll get finger fucked in the passenger. I hit the dutch, blow… — Unknown Author
Younger generation, they want to mimic and mock us. Laughing, separating themselves like they not us, like 'Cops'll look at you like they look at… — Unknown Author
SUCCESS is like pregnancy, everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.. — Unknown Author
When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved… — Ed O'Neill
Play Pussy Get Fucked !! — Unknown Author
If you can't/won't take care of you child/children but can get high/them new J's/tatted/or even trick on these hoes, you a fucken bum in every… — DMarvalouz
I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's… — George Clooney
I went to a place recently I think is one of the most fucked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is… — Aziz Ansari
Sorry, ammendment. The bus driver didn't lose his life, a Technician did. Apologies. It's all fucked regardless. — Jay Baruchel
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch....umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? — Brian Zilinek
Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives.… — Bill Burr
Nothing makes a white guy feel safer than seeing a trolly, you never feel youre gonna get fucked up when youre around a trolly. — Bill Burr
Don't fuck the world even more than it has already been fucked by a pack of bastards. You may be killed by your own boomerang! — Jean-Paul Malfatti
You Cannot fathom the immensity of fucks my brain cannot be fucked to give out freely under the circumstances that you should just FUCK OFF. — Unknown Author
I want to run or die or get fucked up. I want to be blind and dumb and have no heart. I want to crawl… — James Frey
I learned to read at a young age and I have always read voraciously. It is one of the few things, aside from getting fucked… — James Frey
Clay Matthews, who's all hype, he had a couple of three-sack games in the first four weeks and was never heard from again, I'm quite… — James Harrison
I want to do a doc about people who now have health & eating issues thanks to docs they've seen about how fucked up our… — Jennifer Carpenter
My mother certainly grew up in an world where homosexuality, I think, was equated with weakness. I don't think she feels that way now. But… — Michael C. Hall

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