Fucked Quotes
356 Fucked quotes by 205 unique authors
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I don't ask for much but I fucked up, I know I fucked up, I admit I fucked up but everybody fuck up,
— Kenzie-ann
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My bitch is patient, yo bitch is boring. Fucked her that Friday night, we both woke up that Sunday morning.
— Rick Ross
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Her pussy good, my dick is gold. I'm in yo hood I probably fucked your ho.
— Trey Songz
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Do you Love this Shit? Are You High Right Now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you Single? I heard You fucked Your Girl Is…
— Drake
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I fucking hate judgmental people. I'm like, oh hey you smoke? Good for you. Oh hey you drink? Drink the fuck on. You've had sex?…
— Jorden
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I Fucked This World So Many Times , It Say It Had My Child And Shit
— Deezy Da Dreadhead
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Contract all fucked up I guess that means you all fucked up. You signed to one nigga that signed to another nigga that's signed to…
— Pusha T
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now I dont drink…
— Shia Labeouf
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If I didn't run and work out, there's no way I would be this thin. But I have to stay in shape because I'm an…
— Amanda Seyfried
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I fucked up , growned up and still manage to put my head up.
— By Me
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I will fuck a kid up. When a kid gets one-years-old, I believe you got the right to hit him in either the throat or…
— Bernie Mac
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Looking in my eyes. Saying Nas you're one lucky bastard. Grip your clutch, you'll get finger fucked in the passenger. I hit the dutch, blow…
— Unknown Author
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Younger generation, they want to mimic and mock us. Laughing, separating themselves like they not us, like 'Cops'll look at you like they look at…
— Unknown Author
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SUCCESS is like pregnancy, everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were fucked..
— Unknown Author
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When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved…
— Ed O'Neill
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Play Pussy Get Fucked !!
— Unknown Author
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If you can't/won't take care of you child/children but can get high/them new J's/tatted/or even trick on these hoes, you a fucken bum in every…
— DMarvalouz
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I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's…
— George Clooney
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I went to a place recently I think is one of the most fucked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced this place is…
— Aziz Ansari
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Sorry, ammendment. The bus driver didn't lose his life, a Technician did. Apologies. It's all fucked regardless.
— Jay Baruchel
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Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch....umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing?
— Brian Zilinek
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Whats up with all these guys killing their wives now? Like, every couple of weeks in the news, you see that shit...guys killing their wives.…
— Bill Burr
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Nothing makes a white guy feel safer than seeing a trolly, you never feel youre gonna get fucked up when youre around a trolly.
— Bill Burr
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Don't fuck the world even more than it has already been fucked by a pack of bastards. You may be killed by your own boomerang!
— Jean-Paul Malfatti
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You Cannot fathom the immensity of fucks my brain cannot be fucked to give out freely under the circumstances that you should just FUCK OFF.
— Unknown Author
Who Wrote These Fucked Quotes
205 authors contributed a total of 356 Fucked Quotes, led by these top contributors: