Fries Quotes

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I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a characteristic about every… — Rush Limbaugh
My kids are normal. If they could eat burgers and fries and ice cream every day, they would. And so would I. But that doesn't… — Michelle Obama
I like to talk about my obsession with french fries because I don't want people to think that 'Let's Move' is about complete, utter deprivation.… — Michelle Obama
Ya know, I always admired Ray Kroc, the man who invented McDonald's. Ray had a vision of the most commonplace thing - a hamburger and… — David Lee Roth
The old adage about giving a man a fish versus teaching him how to fish has been updated by a reader: Give a man a… — Thomas Sowell
Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods. — Betty White
I have always been uncomfortable with a series of movies. I hate that word 'franchise' - it always makes me think of French fries. What… — Sigourney Weaver
Everyone prefers some foods over others, but some adults take this tendency to an extreme. These people tend to prefer the kinds of bland food… — Andrew Weil
Certain foods no longer agree with me. If I eat French fries, I might feel sick to my stomach. — Carnie Wilson
If you want to lose 40 pounds, you order salad instead of fries. If you want to be a better friend, you take the phone… — Regina Brett
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked.… — Rick Riordan
I'm kind of a low-key guy. The spotlight doesn't suit me. I'm more of a side dish--cole slaw or French fries or a Wham! backup… — Haruki Murakami
There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. — Russell Brand
You give her all your french fries, even when she won't give you back onion rings,' Sophie says. 'And when you say her name it… — Jodi Picoult
...Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce. — Tad Williams
Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
He dropped the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a white paper bag decorated with cartoons. I hadnâ€™t seen one in… — Rick Riordan
Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially… — Maureen Johnson
I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger." Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made… — Caroline B. Cooney
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning… — John Green

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