Fries Quotes

145 quotes by 124 authors

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries. — Mario Lemieux
M.I.T.: I had a nervous breakdown this weekend. Have some fries. Caltech: I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend. Have some fries. Yale: I got… — Kevin
You are the ICE to my FRIES,YOU are the ICEING to my cake! — Jerry Spinelle
I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets. — Priyanka
You become very strong since you wont know how to control it, so maybe then you could wrestle us? I raise my eyebrows in a… — Jade
As he got closer I saw he was smiling. Im sorry I just couldn't.. He cut me off by picking me up and kissing me.… — Jade
Yes I love good cold beer,and mustard on my fries, I love a good loud honky tonk it rocks on Friday nights,and hell yes I… — Eric Church
I have a degree in Fine Arts. Do you want fries with that? — Rick Sutter
A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich. — Mario Lemeiux
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due… — April Winchell
Steal Mickey D's cause I love the fries, So hood, hood rich, Baby, I'm that guy. — Gorilla Zoe
Hm, Millicent, you smell so good. I have to go to work. Sure I guess I could be a little late. What do you mean… — Mouth McFadden
Speed racer on the track call me Hot Wheels. Them bullets long like fries, get a Happy Meal. — Jae Millz
The thing about motorcycles is that it's nearly impossible to go through a drive thru. And eating fries is completely out of the question — Ryan Ross
Long time it fi legalize. Dem sell inna di former CSI. Cah di youth dem wah buy-y-y-y. All big up inna joy through like unu… — Tarrus Riley
I'm through ranting, the rant is over. I'll have an acceptance meal and a side of fries. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls
Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a… — Dolla
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries. I love a good loud honky tonk. That rocks on Friday night. — Eric Church
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries. I love a good loud honky tonk that rocks on Friday nights. — Eric Church
I'm hangin out partyin with girls that never die, you see I was pickin on the small fries, my campaign tellin lies. — Old Dirty Bastard

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