Friday Quotes

538 Friday quotes by 422 unique authors

MCAS next tuesday thursday and friday lucky me I come into school at 10:35 and then leave school like a normal day at 1:55 YAY… — Jon Hawes
The I miss you's, I love you's and I want to be with you will never amount to actually being with you. Thanks for spending… — Unknown Author
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma
Monday doing every thing fast, Thursday flying in high speed ooooooo yessss it is FRIDAY! weekend parros — Nkemjika
Why is it not friday yet one more day to go — Isabellar Johnson
It's like a routine. I fall for you on Monday. I like you from Tuesday to Thursday. You make me mad on Friday. I think… — Ritu Ghatourey
Hey man, you promise not to tell anyone about this? sure man! HEY! EVERYBODY! SMOKEYS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT! Alright, I wont nobody else-… — Chris Tucker
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar.… — Various
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and… — Chris Tucker
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back.… — Various
Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. Smokey:… — Unknown Author
Smokey: I won, gimme my money. Deebo: What money! Smokey: I lost. - Friday — Various
I am not saying another word, just last week I got my heart break, I can't take another one until next Friday !! — Glen Rambharack
People wait all week for Friday, all year for Summer, and all life for Happiness... — Ritu Ghatourey
We go on dating from Cold Fridays and Great Snows; but a little colder Friday, or greater snow would put a period to man's existence… — Henry David Thoreau
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday! — Ritu Ghatourey
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey
His [O.J. Simpson's] supporters lined the freeway to cheer him on Friday and commentators talked about his tragedy. Did those people see the photographs of… — Anna Quindlen
Fuckit its friday!!! — Greg Thomas
Are you single??.. No, I'm plural... No, I meant are you free this Friday??.. No, I'm expensive''. — Hemantsmarty
Good morning, Its Friday! — IMynatot
It's Friday! And that means it's Surat Al Kahf time! — Muniir Zero
If you're bored on a Friday night, then tomorrow SAT-UR-DAY right. — Romeo Huerbana
Monday: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Tuesday: Ugh Wednesday: WHY?????????? Thursday: OMG! Friday: FINALLY!. Saturday: YES!!! Sunday: *Crying* — Moya Boo
Hopped out the Phantom, icy white teeth. Step outside, smell like Friday Thirteenth. — Riff Raff

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