"Are you single??.. No, I'm plural... No, I……" — Hemantsmarty
"Are you single??.. No, I'm plural... No, I meant are you free this Friday??.. No, I'm expensive''."
More Expensive Quotes
- If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. — Red Adair
- London changes because of money. It's real estate. If they can build some offices or expensive apartments they will, it's… — David Bailey
- Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor. — James A. Baldwin
- I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
- I don't like expensive things... I just can't help looking in a magazine for the splurge and the save. — Tyra Banks
- A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams
- Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. — Ambrose Bierce
- The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising. — Arthur Bloch
- These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the… — Michael Bloomberg
- If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. — Derek Bok
- The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a… — Josh Brolin
- Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.