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• When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound…
• I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
• I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
• I dont believe you, continue.
• When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will…
• Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
• The eyes are the groin of the head.
• My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
• Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do…
• You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.
• Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about…
• There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your…

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