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• My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
• I live in the moment.
• The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
• I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in…
• I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
• I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing…
• My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
• I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible…
• My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my…
• I have no desire to carry a movie.
• I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't…
• Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing…

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