Fork Quotes

201 quotes by 176 authors

The only exercise I got as a kid was fork to mouth. Food was equated with love in my household. I thought you left the… — Paul Stanley
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast… — Jenny Eclair
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there. — Mark Haddon
The river of time may fork into rivers, in which case you have a parallel reality and so then you can become a time traveler… — Michio Kaku
Dolly Parton made me chicken and dumplings. That Tennessee woman can burn some pots! And we know that I am not necessarily shy to a… — Queen Latifah
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork? — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. — John Mayer
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. — Emily Post
Nothing is less important than which fork you use. Etiquette is the science of living. It embraces everything. It is ethics. It is honor. — Emily Post
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. — Paul Prudhomme
The shorter the chain between raw food and fork, the fresher it is and the more transparent the system is. — Joel Salatin
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. — Sam Snead
One way to find food for thought is to use the fork in the road, the bifurcation that marks the place of emergence in which… — William Irwin Thompson
His heart beat faster and faster as Daisyâ€™s white face came up to his own. He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Jealousy always has been my cross, the weakness and woundedness in me that has most often caused me to feel ugly and unlovable, like the… — Anne Lamott
The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork. — Oscar Wilde
A man must know his destinyâ€¦ if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the… — George S. Patton
He'd felt like a jack-o-lantern for the past few days, as if his guts had been yanked out with a fork and dumped in a… — Cassandra Clare
So he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning-fork that had been struck upon a star. — F. Scott Fitzgerald

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