Fork Quotes

201 quotes by 176 authors

They'll eat their words with a fork and a spoon — The Beach Boys
It's.. a dinglehopper! (holding a fork in his hand) -Scuttle — The Little Mermaid
I went to the fork in the road and went straight. — Big L
Why not stand in the fork in the road and let my mind create the storys untold — Rachel Scott
Well, it's on a one table, knife, a fork and a pan, and if you say anything about it, you're in trouble with the man. — Lead Belly
Pork on the fork, white in the pot. By any means if you like it or not. — Rick Ross
Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung." — Peter Griffin
Your Nerdy your Dorkin.....Wait..Wait..Wait!!! Did I say Dorkin.....I meant Dork!!!!! Haters try to dig their way out with a fork!!!! Hahaha gotta laugh at that… — Lil Mike
Life will inevitably through a fork in the road, choose your direction wisely. — Doug Hall
Every choice you made put you where your at in life now, so shut up, sit down, grab a fork and take a big bite… — Tiffany Caton
Racks, pause on the pork. I be going ham nigga I dont need a fork. Ball so hard nigga I dont need a court. Purple… — Meek Mill
You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork. — Jeff Foxworthy
I remember when I was 10-years old I was at that proverbial fork in the road and I was acting as much as I was… — Alanis Morissette
I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from, you… — Louis C. K.
Friends are the best u can clean your hands from your cloths in front of them . u can use your hands to eat instead… — Me Me Me
I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth, and when I… — Jena Morrow
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — Badbitch
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. — Curly
Fork was in the road, took the psycho-path. Poison ivy wouldn't have me thinking rash. — Eminem
: Your eye will grow back if you stab it with a fork. — Unknown Author

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