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• Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.
• Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden…
• A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.
• The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.
• Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.
• Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor.…
• During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good…
• I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.
• The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a…
• He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.
• Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind. We wallow in nostalgia…
• True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.

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