Florence King Quotes
- Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.
- Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children…
- A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.
- The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.
- Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.
- Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic…
- During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad…
- I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.
- The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth ...
- He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.
- Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind. We wallow in nostalgia but manage to…
- True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.
- In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.
- No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street
- America is not a democracy, it's an absolute monarchy ruled by King Kid. In a nation of immigrants, the child is automatically more of an…
- Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time. To keep citizens puttering in their yards…
- In its purest sense, nicknaming is an elitist ritual practiced by those who cherish hierarchy. For preppies it's a smoke signal that allows Bunny to…
- Judge not, lest ye be judged judgmental.
- Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the ploys recommended by these authors. Bump into him, trip…
- Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials