Football Instead Quotes
- Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic… — Florence King
- Certain peer pressures encourage little fingers to learn how to hold a football instead of a crayon. I confess to having yielded to these pressures. — Chris Van Allsburg
- I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of… — Maddox