Fool Quotes

3350 Fool quotes by 1831 unique authors

Captain of our fairy band, Helena is here at hand, And the youth, mistook by me, Pleading for a lover's fee. Shall we their fond… — William Shakespeare
The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life. — Confucius
You can’t fool people into loving you. — Chuck Palahniuk
Drunk, Jane spoke as though she were Nancy Drew. I was a fool for a girl with a dainty lexicon. — Michael Chabon
Only a fool took a remote from a god. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You think I'm a fool?" demanded Harry. "No, I think you're like James," said Lupin, "who would have regarded it as the height of dishonor… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear. — William Shakespeare
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella. — Dorothy Parker
Books lie, he said. God dont lie. No, said the judge. He does not. And these are his words. He held up a chunk of… — Cormac McCarthy
You ask whether I have ever been in love: fool as I am, I am not such a fool as that. But if one is… — C.S. Lewis
Time is making fools of us again. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Yet I was a fool to fancy for a moment that she valued Edgar Linton's attachment more than mine -- If he love with all… — Emily Bronte
I'd rather look a fool than be right and fail to act. — Terry Goodkind
A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.' Quite often men are fools. — P. C. Cast
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they behave sensibly about?… — George Bernard Shaw
The lions sing and the hills take flight. The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the… — Robert Jordan
The force with which he wanted it both ways made him grit his teeth. What kind of fool wanted it only one way? — Maile Meloy
There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm… — Scott Lynch
My,' she said. 'We're lucky that you found the place.' We're always lucky,' I said and like a fool I did not knock on wood.… — Ernest Hemingway
Fool! Nothing but black ink runs through my veins! — Hiromu Arakawa
Everybody is special. Everybody. Everybody is a hero, a lover, a fool, a villain. Everybody. Everybody has their story to tell. — Alan Moore
We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car. Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers, asking what we… — Dave Eggers
We didn't Make this World we're just the Poor Fools who are living in it. — Michael Grant
She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon]. — Kurt Vonnegut
You cannot imagine what sorrow and anger seize one's whole soul when a great idea, which one has long and piously revered, is picked up… — Fyodor Dostoevsky

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