Fish Quotes

1421 Fish quotes by 998 unique authors

If I lived under the sea-sea-sea, I think it would be neat as it could be-be-be. I could visit all the fish, anytime I wish,… — Barney
Definitely. If I wasn't ordinary, this wouldn't feel really strange to me. It would feel very deserved and feel like vindication whereas being ordinary, thinking… — Pete Wentz
Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitch — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it… — Zoolander
Guess who's got me on the plate? -Fish — The Little Mermaid
Hah! Women! A fine kettle of fish. -Grumpy — Snow White
Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! -Eduardo Saverin — The Social Network
What are you sayin, Pop? That because I'm a greasy immigrant, all I can do is clean fish? That ain't enough! I got a right… — Lucky Luciano
Summertime and the livin is easy. Fish are jumpin and the cotton is high. Oh your daddys rich and your ma is good lookin so… — Ella Fitzgerald
Law 39: Stir up waters to catch fish. — The 48 Laws Of Power
He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there. — Jane Fonda
Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy. — Damon
Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high. — Unknown Author
I thought we were gonna buy some fish. - There's been a change of plans. — Mary Poppins
I Gotta Big House With Ah Backyard , Fish Tank With Sharks In It — Lil Wayne
Excuse me who are you fixin to be, Let them mothefockersz know it's plenty fish in the sea — Nicki Minaj
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown. — Sydney
I like girls, They is nice. But not as much as I like rice. I like fish, and I like chips. But not as much… — Unknown Author
A license is required to teach, drive, hunt and fish but not to parent. — A Eastburn
Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce — Finding Nemo
Robbie, you are made of rainbows :) Let the light of chimneys shine upon you. Believe in flowers from earth. Wear your sweatshirt upside down.… — Unknown Author
You are a fried fish from the american lilo pond,you dont know me,cze I am 007 bond — SunnEy MehTA
A man feels wet when he falls into water, because man is not a water animal: a fish would not feel wet. If the whole… — C.S. Lewis
Its Ludacris 'Mr. Slay-A-Bitch.' Unless that p-ssy is smelling like a Filet-O-Fish. — Ludacris
Holy magical unicorns my red monkey ninja fish just stole my crayons.;) — Myself

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