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• My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes. — Eva Gabor
• When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her… — Samuel Johnson
• Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband. — Al Capp
• My first husband would never make up his mind in less than five years, so I used to get him to think… — Mary Wesley
• Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!" — David Letterman
• John F. Kennedy, who seized the White House from Richard Nixon in a frenzied campaign that turned a whole generation of young… — Hunter S. Thompson
• My first husband and I are still good friends and there is no earthly reason why I should not see him. Larry… — Vivien Leigh
• When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he… — Oscar Wilde
• It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill. — Gail Carriger
• My first husband met me as a career woman, and the second did, too. I was lucky. — Yoko Ono
• My first husband was a serial cheater. — Caroline Leavitt
• I am happy. I have a wonderful marriage. I was in a not-great second marriage for 20 years, then I fell in… — Marie Osmond

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