Al Capp Quotes

15 quotes in 175 categories

• Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
• Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
• The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent…
• The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.
• Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.
• My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in…
• Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.
• Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.
• Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
• There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species,…
• What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!
• Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
• Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.
• Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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