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First Quotes by Roseanne Barr
- A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then…
- One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.
- I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I…
- TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be…
- You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have…
- I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I…
- When I was three, I fell and I got Bell's palsy in my face. My mom said the first day she called the rabbi, and…
- I gave Joss Whedon and Judd Apatow their first writing jobs, as well as many other untried writers who went on to great success.
More First Quotes
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others. — Aristotle
- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
- In making a speech one must study three points: first, the means of producing persuasion; second, the language; third the proper arrangement… — Aristotle
- Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour
- The first time that you escape from home or the small town that you live in - there's a reason a small… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong